#EntertainmentPSB: The Bachelorette Episode Three and Four – June 20, 2016
By: Taylor Johnson @KTaylorPSB
This week we got a double dose of the Chad Bear (no seriously he calls himself that) with two episodes back to back. Double the episodes, double the drama, and double of JoJo’s amazing wardrobe. Here’s the best of the two nights!
Chase gets the first one on one date of the episodes. The date is a weird hot yoga class that the producers clearly strategically picked because without all the yoga weirdness and Chase in weird tights, the date would be pretty boring because Chase is so normal. The most exciting thing for me was learning about Chase’s massive tiger tattoo on his side. I personally love Chase and I am still campaigning for him to be the next Bachelor.
The group date that follows might be my favorite group dates in Bachelor history. Tension between Chad, Alex, Evan, and Jordan where Chad says his favorite line over and over, “You guys want to go?” I have no idea where they were going to go but Chad really wanted to go there. The guys have to stand up and tell an audience embarrassing sex stories so obviously Evan, the erectile dysfunction specialist, is pumped. Evan takes the opportunity to tell a story about a steroid raged jerk who basically needed to visit Evan’s clinic. Chad is so mad he tears Evan’s shirt. In Chad’s defense Evan’s shirt was way too tight in the first place, but Evan demands Chad to pay for his $20 shirt the rest of the episode. IT GETS BETTER GUYS. Chad goes on stage and refuses to tell an embarrassing story on stage and instead calls JoJo up there to try to make out with her in front of the other guys. JoJo denies him and the guys (mainly Alex) stand up and cheer. By the end of the date Evan is giving JoJo an ultimatum – Chad goes or Evan goes. Evan its only episode 3 and you’re not staying for many more episodes so don’t be dramatic. Evan ends up getting the rose and Chad laughs out loud like America. By this point the guy’s obsession with Chad is getting a little weird and they must be really bored in the Bachelor mansion.
The result of this awesome group date, the mansion hires a security guard to follow Chad around and even watch him while he sleeps. Dramatic, but hilarious.
James Taylor gets the next one on one date and he is a big dork. Being from Atlanta we have a little inside scoop on James. James apparently hangs out at the pool everyday and picks up girls when he is playing at bars and emails them his songs. No really, someone forwarded the email to me and they are TERRIBLE.
Episode one ends with Evan being a tattle tale. Suddenly Chad doesn’t seem so bad because Evan and Alex are being annoying. So Evan tells dad (aka Chris Harrison) that Chad is being mean so Chris makes Chad say he’s sorry. Chad stomps over and we leave with that amazing four year old fight.
Episode two is the beginning of Chad making people bleed without touching them, he’s that’s scary. First it was Evan then it was James Taylor that experienced that Chad mysterious injury. JoJo shows up to the rose ceremony in an amazing two piece sparkly number that is my favorite rose ceremony dress yet. Essentially what happened at the rose ceremony was that Chad got a rose and Christian, Ali, and Santa didn’t, and the guys are pissed. Chad an the boys pack their bags and head to the amazing and beautiful…Pennsylvania? The travel money must have gone to JoJo’s wardrobe.
The first one on one was with Luke. Luke is a complete gentleman and America loves him, but really loves looking at him because he is lacking in the personality department.
The group date is a football date, and another opportunity for Jordan to tell us that his brother is Aaron Rodgers. I guess this works in Jordan’s favor because he got to play quarterback for both teams for the highlight of his football career. With that being said, Jordan’s team won (shocker) and his team got more time with JoJo while the losers are sent home to hang out with Chad and Alex as punishment.
Enough about the boring stuff. Chad and Alex have the two on one date that everyone has been waiting for. Before the date Chad threatens to come find Jordan after the show and hurt him. Chad digs his own grave with that one because threatening Jordan, Aaron Roger’s brother, and JoJo’s favorite is a big no no and Alex obviously tattles to JoJo about this. Alex wins the two on one and the guys give him the title of hero. Just when I was sad about not having anymore hilarious Chad moments, we are left with a cliff hanger of Chad making his way back to the mansion running his finger nails down the glass door. That being said more of the Chad Bear next week so stay tuned!
Taylor Johnson serves as Brandon Clay’s personal stylist and is one of the most fashionable people in Atlanta. She’s also the resident expert on Hulu and Netflix. While attending graduate school at Georgia State, she’ll contribute to various categories throughout the PSBPopCulture.com site. You can follow her on Twitter @KTaylorPSB.